Captain America

The thing that struck me
While watching this silly and
Campy yet very

Fun movie, was that
Chris Evans REALLY nails it
He's charismatic

Without a hint of
Sarcasm or relying
On comic timing

The movie is worth
Seeing just for that, but lots
Of stuff blows up too

Horrible Bosses

The three titular
Bosses steal the show and make
Up for a lame plot

There are lots of great
Jokes, and good performances
Which keep things going

The direction is
Adequate and nothing will
Surprise you but it's

Worth it just to see
Charlie Day up against a
Vampy Aniston

Friends With Benefits

Yes, these two are friends
Yes, there are some benefits
Also, tons of jokes

And surprisingly
The jokes are mostly solid
Thanks to the two leads

No, it doesn't hold
Up to close scrutiny, so
Sit back, relax, and

Enjoy some funny,
Charming people having
Funny, charming sex

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

You may gasp, you may
Cry, and you will be thrilled by
This final chapter

It is as epic,
Dark, and emotional as
It deserves to be

If you've enjoyed the
Movies up to this point then
You will love part 2

If you haven't then
Why are you watching? Let us
Mourn in peace. Muggle.

Green Lantern

There have been many
Negative reviews of this
Piece of crap movie

The whole production
Reeks of laziness, except
For Ryan Reynolds

He tries to do more
Than most would have, but the bad
Script and dull action

Keep the fun to a
Minimum. I hope they don't
Try for a sequel

Bad Teacher

This movie tries to
Be shocking and crass but it
Never quite makes it

Cameron Diaz
Throws herself into the role
And it kind of works

Jason Siegel phones
It in, yet still manages
Some hilarity

Good performances
Keep things afloat despite the
Lame jokes and trite plot

TV Special Edition: Game of Thrones Season 1

Wow, that was epic
A VERY strong cast, mostly
Good production and

Some great writing all
Combine to bring George R.R.
Martin's books to life

Yes, it had some flaws
But the awesome moments far
Outweighed the shoddy

Bottom line: a good
Story, well told. With boobies!
And, Tyrion rocks.