Sunday, August 26, 2012

The Expendables 2

The dumbest movie 
To be released this year, I
Really enjoyed it.

Less a movie, more
The best videogame I'll
Never get to play.

Better action than
Part one, with more silly one-
Liners and even

Worse dialogue. It
Has everything you'd expect,
Both the good and bad.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Beasts of the Southern Wild

An original
And unflinching (though somehow
Not pretentious) tale

Of a girl finding
Her place in the universe,
It is a creole

Winter's Bone with a
Much younger yet equally
Intense lead actress.

Q* Wallis carries
The whole movie on tiny,
Impressive shoulders.

*Her first name is actually Quvenzhané, I'm guessing it is four syllables, but I wasn't confident enough to try to include the whole thing.