Bridesmaids

This movie is great
What it comes down to is that
The jokes are funny

Great supporting cast
Melissa McCarthy and
John Hamm are stand outs

Snappy writing which
Goes beyond just being crass
Yet is still adult

The most impressive
Part is how it treats women:
Respectfully. Wow!

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Leaner story and
Smaller scale still can't keep the
Adventure afloat

Some moments feel as
Fresh and fun as the first but
They are infrequent

Clumsy directing
And a lame subplot or two
Really bog things down

Depp does entertain
And buckles are swashed, but it's
Not worth your doubloons

Thor

Norse bravado and
Swagger meets demure astro-
Physicist, finds love

Does not take itself
The least bit seriously
Which is a good thing

Hemsworth rocks as Thor
Almost makes up for others
Being under-used

It may be kind of
Empty, but at least it is
Big, bright, loud and fun

Fast Five

Audacious action
And improved special effects
Make for a great ride

The Rock sweats a lot
Vin Diesel growls while the
Rest of them look lost

Lots of eye candy
Regardless of what you like
Boys, girls, or fast cars

I'll never know why
People say "guilty pleasure"
Like it's a bad thing

Hobo With A Shotgun

Rutger Hauer tears
It up in this intense yet
Funny dark thrill ride

80's throwback with
Blood and guts straight from Evil
Dead's school of effects

Hilarious but
Still disturbing, a feel good
Movie it is not

Go for the ultra
Violence, stay because it
Will not let you leave

Hanna

Jason Bourne has a
Daughter with Run Lola Run
Her name is Hanna

Indie dramedy
Meshes with action, Joe Wright
Directs like a champ

Lots of allusions
To fairy tales, don't quite work
But not as bad as

Bana and Blanchett's
Weird accents. This is a strange
But unique thriller

The Adjustment Bureau

Starts off strong as a
Nifty and quiet thriller
Then the plot takes off

Reality is
Questioned by Matt Damon and
That guy from Mad Men

Terrence Stamp glares while
Nice fedoras make for a
Silly plot device

Apparently one
Can't escape their fate unless
They try REALLY hard