You may gasp, you may
Cry, and you will be thrilled by
This final chapter
It is as epic,
Dark, and emotional as
It deserves to be
If you've enjoyed the
Movies up to this point then
You will love part 2
If you haven't then
Why are you watching? Let us
Mourn in peace. Muggle.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Monday, July 4, 2011
Green Lantern
There have been many
Negative reviews of this
Piece of crap movie
The whole production
Reeks of laziness, except
For Ryan Reynolds
He tries to do more
Than most would have, but the bad
Script and dull action
Keep the fun to a
Minimum. I hope they don't
Try for a sequel
Negative reviews of this
Piece of crap movie
The whole production
Reeks of laziness, except
For Ryan Reynolds
He tries to do more
Than most would have, but the bad
Script and dull action
Keep the fun to a
Minimum. I hope they don't
Try for a sequel
Bad Teacher
This movie tries to
Be shocking and crass but it
Never quite makes it
Cameron Diaz
Throws herself into the role
And it kind of works
Jason Siegel phones
It in, yet still manages
Some hilarity
Good performances
Keep things afloat despite the
Lame jokes and trite plot
Be shocking and crass but it
Never quite makes it
Cameron Diaz
Throws herself into the role
And it kind of works
Jason Siegel phones
It in, yet still manages
Some hilarity
Good performances
Keep things afloat despite the
Lame jokes and trite plot
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
TV Special Edition:
Game of Thrones Season 1
Wow, that was epic
A VERY strong cast, mostly
Good production and
Some great writing all
Combine to bring George R.R.
Martin's books to life
Yes, it had some flaws
But the awesome moments far
Outweighed the shoddy
Bottom line: a good
Story, well told. With boobies!
And, Tyrion rocks.
A VERY strong cast, mostly
Good production and
Some great writing all
Combine to bring George R.R.
Martin's books to life
Yes, it had some flaws
But the awesome moments far
Outweighed the shoddy
Bottom line: a good
Story, well told. With boobies!
And, Tyrion rocks.
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Super 8
The nostalgic tone
And strong kid actors make for
A mostly fun time
Effects and action
Are pretty slick but could have
Been reigned in somewhat
The old-school charm is
Lost in the third act when we
Must learn some lessons
Go for the sci-fi
Stay for the heart, ignore the
Really sappy bits
And strong kid actors make for
A mostly fun time
Effects and action
Are pretty slick but could have
Been reigned in somewhat
The old-school charm is
Lost in the third act when we
Must learn some lessons
Go for the sci-fi
Stay for the heart, ignore the
Really sappy bits
Monday, June 6, 2011
X-Men: First Class
This movie caught me
Off guard by not being an
Utter waste of time
In fact, it's kind of
Fantastic. Fun, brisk, epic,
And very well cast
Vaughn's directing joins
A (mostly) tighter plot to
Create a Kick-Ass
Comic book movie
(See what I did there?) Just go
See it, and enjoy..
Off guard by not being an
Utter waste of time
In fact, it's kind of
Fantastic. Fun, brisk, epic,
And very well cast
Vaughn's directing joins
A (mostly) tighter plot to
Create a Kick-Ass
Comic book movie
(See what I did there?) Just go
See it, and enjoy..
The Hangover: Part II
The characters less
Likeable, the plot re-hashed
None of it feels fresh
I really didn't
Enjoy all the jokes that were
Just lots of yelling
Yes some of the laughs
Are just as big as the last
But for the most part
It's the same movie
Just meaner and dirtier
And not as much fun
Likeable, the plot re-hashed
None of it feels fresh
I really didn't
Enjoy all the jokes that were
Just lots of yelling
Yes some of the laughs
Are just as big as the last
But for the most part
It's the same movie
Just meaner and dirtier
And not as much fun
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