Let's put it like this
This : Bourne :: Drive : Fast and Fur'ous
I'll elaborate
An indie movie
At heart, with deliberate
Choices all around
Music, direction,
Casting, jarring violence,
Visceral chases
More thought went into
This than every Michael Bay
Movie ever made.
Monday, September 26, 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011
Captain America
The thing that struck me
While watching this silly and
Campy yet very
Fun movie, was that
Chris Evans REALLY nails it
He's charismatic
Without a hint of
Sarcasm or relying
On comic timing
The movie is worth
Seeing just for that, but lots
Of stuff blows up too
While watching this silly and
Campy yet very
Fun movie, was that
Chris Evans REALLY nails it
He's charismatic
Without a hint of
Sarcasm or relying
On comic timing
The movie is worth
Seeing just for that, but lots
Of stuff blows up too
Horrible Bosses
The three titular
Bosses steal the show and make
Up for a lame plot
There are lots of great
Jokes, and good performances
Which keep things going
The direction is
Adequate and nothing will
Surprise you but it's
Worth it just to see
Charlie Day up against a
Vampy Aniston
Bosses steal the show and make
Up for a lame plot
There are lots of great
Jokes, and good performances
Which keep things going
The direction is
Adequate and nothing will
Surprise you but it's
Worth it just to see
Charlie Day up against a
Vampy Aniston
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Friends With Benefits
Yes, these two are friends
Yes, there are some benefits
Also, tons of jokes
And surprisingly
The jokes are mostly solid
Thanks to the two leads
No, it doesn't hold
Up to close scrutiny, so
Sit back, relax, and
Enjoy some funny,
Charming people having
Funny, charming sex
Yes, there are some benefits
Also, tons of jokes
And surprisingly
The jokes are mostly solid
Thanks to the two leads
No, it doesn't hold
Up to close scrutiny, so
Sit back, relax, and
Enjoy some funny,
Charming people having
Funny, charming sex
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
You may gasp, you may
Cry, and you will be thrilled by
This final chapter
It is as epic,
Dark, and emotional as
It deserves to be
If you've enjoyed the
Movies up to this point then
You will love part 2
If you haven't then
Why are you watching? Let us
Mourn in peace. Muggle.
Cry, and you will be thrilled by
This final chapter
It is as epic,
Dark, and emotional as
It deserves to be
If you've enjoyed the
Movies up to this point then
You will love part 2
If you haven't then
Why are you watching? Let us
Mourn in peace. Muggle.
Monday, July 4, 2011
Green Lantern
There have been many
Negative reviews of this
Piece of crap movie
The whole production
Reeks of laziness, except
For Ryan Reynolds
He tries to do more
Than most would have, but the bad
Script and dull action
Keep the fun to a
Minimum. I hope they don't
Try for a sequel
Negative reviews of this
Piece of crap movie
The whole production
Reeks of laziness, except
For Ryan Reynolds
He tries to do more
Than most would have, but the bad
Script and dull action
Keep the fun to a
Minimum. I hope they don't
Try for a sequel
Bad Teacher
This movie tries to
Be shocking and crass but it
Never quite makes it
Cameron Diaz
Throws herself into the role
And it kind of works
Jason Siegel phones
It in, yet still manages
Some hilarity
Good performances
Keep things afloat despite the
Lame jokes and trite plot
Be shocking and crass but it
Never quite makes it
Cameron Diaz
Throws herself into the role
And it kind of works
Jason Siegel phones
It in, yet still manages
Some hilarity
Good performances
Keep things afloat despite the
Lame jokes and trite plot
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